North Korea, Best Korea!
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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