I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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