I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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