It's just like the Real World with babies
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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