we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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