so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
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