"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He? As in you personified your dick?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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