Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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