i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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