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JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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