People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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