How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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