Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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