You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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