i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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