One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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