it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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