He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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