What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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