OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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