i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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