its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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