I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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