There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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