My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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