Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
My boob is missing a layer of skin
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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