I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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