WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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