it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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