There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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