You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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