And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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