He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
No subtext here. People are naked.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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