We named our party play list daddy issues
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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