I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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