We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
