i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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