She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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