am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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