what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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