love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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