honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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