there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
