Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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