i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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