The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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