The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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