Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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