i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
last night I used snow as a chaser
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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