i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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